You don't understand nearly as much as you think you do.

Back in my day we said it had been "slashdotted", grumble grumble. Get off my lawn.

Same here. I'm just a hobbyist/layman, but Jumpshot really never got me anywhere.

Will it blend?

As did the first Saint's Row. I loved playing as myself.

Star Wars: The Old Republic handles it very well.

That's harsh as shit. I mean, I absolutely believe something needs to be done but damn, that's heavy.

Pretty much right on, but if you don't feel for Richard Harrow then you are a terrible person.

FOR REAL. You can get both at a drugstore for less than $15, and in a situation like this you will never regret it.

No matter what else you do, RESPECT THE OTHER PERSON'S SLEEP TIME. Just because you are up doesn't mean it's "time to get up, lazybones!"

Your biggest problem with upgrades is that your PSU is only 300W. The mobo does have a PCIx16 slot, so you can physically install a graphics card, but you're going to have to install a new PSU as well. Quick search gets me a thread on Tom's Hardware suggesting that the CPU is going to bottleneck anything beyond a…

But assuming that you're going to do shit like this, HAVE A BETTER PLAN FOR WHEN IT GOES WRONG.

Hmm. I thought this was deleted. Dear Kinja: I don't need no help looking like a jerk.

The phrase "If it looks stupid, but it works, then it ain't stupid" is never more appropriate than when in a fight.

Your eyes weren't trained to read?

In arcade mode, no (but it is a blast). There are two other modes that are progressively more realistic, and the final-form "Simulator Battles" is pretty hardcore from what I gather. It's the same devs that did IL-2: Sturmovik, so they have some design chops.

Goddamned gun-crazed Americans.

Well, it did sound like someone's babushka was crying at the end of the second one, so at least one fuck was given. But yeah, these videos are almost surreal in their silence; nobody screaming "holy shit" over and over at the crash, nobody screaming "allahu ackbar" over and over at the launch. Just a stony sense of…

Absolutely, but if those are the people getting all the attention then the actual story gets buried in the outrage.

He didn't get a lot of roles because he's kind of a shit actor.