I was reading this on my way into work, so I thought the mobile site was just busted. But excuse me while I go claw my eyes out.

I think it's important to note that Moore does a lot of pastiche. So his work tends to be a commentary about a certain type of story or writer.

I didn't realize evolution's name was Molly

I'm pretty offended for butt stuff that you put it on the same level as Suicide Squad

My understanding is that the Mutant League games were conceived in a peyote fueled fever dream future vision

My gut says yes, my head says this is an Image series that won't make sense until issue 5

Nothing says class like Kool-aid with the after flavor of bologna

If I've learned anything from life this is just step one for his future success in politics.

I pretty much insist

Well if the pictures above are any indicator, over sized cat heads

So whose coming to the MD 20/20 GOLD launch party I'm holding in my basement next weekend?

I''m pretty sure it's funded completely by the Krampus fetish community

That would have required coffee and not being hungover

Definitely Zdarsky on Spider-man

Not enough sweet sweet Hormel Black Label Bacon synergy

I'm trying to keep my expectations in check, but I'm interested to see where Ellis goes with Wild Storm mainly because a lot of the characters he's using are ones he already helped to define. Plus it plays off of Wildcats 3.0, which does not get enough love.

Possibly the Joe Casey pacifist Superman run

Nope, like babysitting but a grown man whose been drinking 151

There are few tracks I really dig from the Afterman stuff. What disappoints me most is there's hints of genius in those generic alt rock radio songs they started to cultivate.

In college one night my roommate one night had a few too many. After getting kicked out of the bar for failing to tackle a friend of ours and fell flat on his face. He then proceeded to go home, lay on our floor, and piss himself. Another friend of ours ended up drunksitting and one point had to help my drunk…