‘A very competent corner’? Come on. He’s one of the best who ever played. Even if you want to denigrate him, he’s top 20 for sure.

Ugh. Educate yourself on PEDs before making comments like this, please.

How is he not good? He was literally the only good player on the team last season. He’s arguably a top 15 scoring talent in the league already at the age of 21. How is 25ppg, 5reb and 5ast on 56% True Shooting bad?

no. no, he still does. he’s far worse than Booker.

Booker is better than Wiggins though.

This is an absolutely atrocious take that fits well with all of Deadspin's other absolutely atrocious takes.

Wait, do you actually have a problem with the Sr/Jr thing or is that just clever sarcasm?

Easily remedied:

AS a Canadian, I’m interested in the few hockey bits in there;

That’s true, I did not know something I hadn’t seen sucks. But I suspected it would, based on the reasons I listed. Looks like you and I were both right.

Dahsahnee was already taken

and the Insidious Fargo Season 2 guy

I love JaVale and whatever joys he gains from these championships make the world a better place.

I don’t know why this bothers people. He’s like the nicest guy in the league, and not a bad player either.

Nothing against Lebron, but can we all accept that the Eastern conference really, really, sucks?

Scott Foster is reffing tonight. The Rockets have a 1-7 record in games he officiated the last two seasons. 0-5 in the playoffs. He’s regarded as the worst ref almost universally and somehow he gets assigned to the biggest game of the year

Didi Gregorius fielded it cleanly without his momentum carrying him towards third

You’re not supposed to put the grill lid back on after you apply the cheese. How do people struggle with this? Just take the burgers off before the cheese turns to liquid.

Then why not title this pile of shit “Gordo’s Half Hearted Attempt at Ranking Some Beers Durr” instead of the overreaching “American IPAs, Ranked” - I guess it wouldn’t make it past Kinja’s clickbait requirement.

If you're going to write an article about ranking the best IPAs in America though you really should do your research and try to obtain other IPAs to taste instead of just ones available at your local grocery store. Harpoon, Sierra Nevada, Sam Adams? Seriously? I don't care what your logic is, any list ranking IPAs…