‘A very competent corner’? Come on. He’s one of the best who ever played. Even if you want to denigrate him, he’s top 20 for sure.

So many fucking sycophants in the comments. First, you have so many comments mimicking the utter shit usage of ‘butt’ to describe a terrible player (it’s not a thing, it sounds asinine, it isn’t used anywhere else on earth). Then you have practically everyone acting like a 21 year old putting up 25-5-5 on 56% TS isn’t…

Ha, my eyes focused right in on that, too.

Uh, he has a higher career PER and WS/48 than LeBron. Do you just say shit without looking it up?

Punk, you goddamned idiot. And before you say that it’s rock, just no

Deadspin commenters like to be overprotective of black people because they want to appear as the most ‘woke’. It’s insane that anyone would view Taylor as more than mediocre at best. He had two games of 65 yards or under this year, which is practically unfathomable in today’s PI/IC/defensive holding-happy league.

psst. That has nothing to do with anything.

Are you seriously suggesting that the Bills traded him because he was black, and not that he was thoroughly mediocre? Look at his numbers. He played all season and had 14 TDs. He had two games under 65 yards passing. Only three of his games saw him over 224 yards.

Taylor was their ‘best QB in years’ only because they’ve had hot dogshit at QB over that time. Taylor, at his absolute best, is a mediocre QB. Deadspin commenters are weirdly defensive of him, even going so far as to blame racism for his departure. He’s the definition of average at best.

I dont know if you’ll read this, but i had the same problem with my card at first. The way I think it works is that you check in, then they put a credit on your card, then you can use it. The first time I tried this, it didnt work. The next time I did it, I checked in, did some other stuff for 10 - 15 minutes, then…

So 18 year old “women” (not “girls”) are without autonomy and are automatically being preyed upon? Again, you’re being awfully judgmental of a woman you don’t know and whose relationship you know absolutely nothing about. Gross and shitty of you.

Waaay off topic, but your username is fantastic.

Zweigles are the shit. So good.

I’d be more worried about the kai-yotes!

“it made me want to go around and apologize to every black person I see.”

Counterpoint: they’re both consenting adults and you’re being judgemental.

Why is Dane Cook gross? They’re consenting adults and she is a fully grown woman who doesn’t need her choices judged.

He gets a lifetime pass from me for going after Ergodan.

It’s the TOP COMMENT, you jackass. If it’s not at the top for you, take two seconds and scroll through the comments. Jesus, how lazy are you?

No, they goddamned haven’t. Get the fuck out of your gawker bubble. ‘Berners’ like Kamala Harris. Stop shitting on them when you clearly have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.