I know some Hyenas who would be happy to do the job, just saying.

My aunts assure me that as soon as I go through “the change” I will remove as much hair from my body as possible. They are wrong, but I get what they’re saying. They all have that perfectly cut, short ‘do that Black women over a certain age tend to get.

And how about those old dudes with wrinkled faces and suspiciously black hair that looks like it was done with shoe polish? I see those guys and am all “bless your heart, you still got it going on.”

So glad I refilled my wine glass before reading this. And look, it’s time to get another. :(

Fuck....

Loved my hair when it was longer- just long enough to put up, or pin back, but still look good when worn loose. I miss it. An acquaintance who had cancer in her 2os said she was never able to wear her hair short after that, which I totally understand. Mine grew back curly (!!) and a flat horrible shade of no-colour…

In both countries, Huckle cultivated an altruistic, Christian image founded upon an alleged passion for teaching English and spreading Bible stories.

A big thank you to the investigators who had to sort through the “evidence” to get this monster locked up.

Really, some grey hair looks baller and some looks just... eugh. Yellowish, or a flat grey, or kind of beigey-dead. You never know til you get there, if you’re lucky enough to live that long. (A hairdresser friend refers to grey hair as “unwanted highlights” and he doesn’t appear to be joking, so. )

Because all I have to do to make this happen in rub a little product through my hair and then I am off to live life. When I think of all the time I wasted on long hair as a young woman I shake my much lighter head.

Have you ever had long hair? It’s a bitch to manage. As people get older, they tend to stop caring so much about unimportant shit that takes a lot of time to deal with. What I mean is, a lot of women keep their hair cut short as adults for the same reason that they stop wearing stupid trendy clothes. When I was 15, I…

I want to add that for me, it was about confidence. I thought long hair == feminine when I was younger, and that I couldn’t pull off short hair without looking like a dude. Now I see that pixie cuts are DOPE and women that rock them look amazing. I also realized that looking feminine all the time isn’t important to…

I thought it was when you become a mom.

Cause long hair can be a pain the ass. Some women like it anyway. Some women sort of like it, sort of don’t. Some women like or don’t like it, but also acquiesce to pressure to have lovely long hair (kind of how a lot of guys acquiesce to pressure to have a particular kind of short hair). And people who are…

Zero time to do your hair and you pretty much have to keep it out of reach of sticky graspy baby fingers grip of death.

because:

Flowbee

He should copy his ex-wife Yolanda’s haircut. She’s gorgeous with her short hair.

vacuum cleaner hair cut

Shit...he has Bethenny’s pilfered “The Countess” hair style too.