and you're still writing about it…

This ep pretty much lives up to the same stilted characterizations and lead-footed writing found in the comic. You either bear with it or you don't, I suppose.

That's the worst impression of Shohreh I've ever read.

Getting her hair done.

I would say it never actually does, just that advancing plot developments in the 1st and 2nd seasons provide suitable buffer against the insufferable adolescent angst…most of the time.

It does bear the stain of his name though.

Ya, Carpenter didn't want anything to do with the Myers sequels, let alone had any aims for franchise glory.

"I love America!" — Osama's third cousin twice removed.

Well, that was awful in all respects.

How am I supposed to sit through any of that with that mopey anvilicious song bashing my eardrums?

"Hey, I got rents to pay too, ya know." — Leslie Jones

"What?" lol

The top flight Jerry Goldsmith score composed and recorded in just 12 days makes this movie go. The hijacking sequence alone is one of the high water marks of '90s action scoring.

So Jennifer Lawrence 2.0 and 3.0 finally left beta.

If you plug your ears during the ersatz Phillip Glass.

Congratulations, Ennio!

Plus the black guy with White for a last name. You just can't win.

See a urologist as soon as possible.

Lowest or highest ratings ever?

I just want to see how long the show goes over after waiting for 87 year old Ennio Morricone to climb the stairs to claim his Oscar.