In comparison to The Strain and Zoo, this is by far the more artfully lensed pile of trash.

Doesn't matter the politics, in the main, straight guys revel in fantasies of violence and destruction; the more the merrier.

The Emmanuelle universe is certainly ripe for reboot, n'est-ce pas?

Spoiler!

"a series of good-to-great scenes that lacked cohesion"

I tend to think it's osmotic.

This is kinda sad. Scrap that, it is sad.

Repurposed footage from the original ending to True Detective S1.

Valerian was never gonna make bank in the land of Drumpf to begin with.

That was my mother's first guess. But, no, it's definitely not Burt.

My mother wants to know: who was the pianist?

Dougie Jones to the rescue!

hee-hee…

I like.

Star Blech.

Nolan doesn't float my boat.

"Sweets to the sweet."

This is one of those few titles that has survived the perils of remakes, even 2007's The Invasion could have joined the pack were not for studio interference. It had real potential.

War movies, schmor movies. I saw a Monarch butterfly today.

That paragraph is more entertaining than the last 3 seasons combined.