We hate you, we really hate you.

"Pierce Pierce was the funniest and best thing about this episode."

BARF.

Tomorrow's headlines today: Vanillin on ice tries to beat rap.

Along with the usual rating notification for violence, language and adult situations there should be added warning for flagrant visual metaphors which may precipitate a subconjunctival hemorrhage.

I do wish the camerawork and lighting were at least half-way as arch and dynamic as Cookie, because it's really a drab looking soap that isn't providing a fitting stage for some of these delightfully OT performances.

Once upon a time ago Murray had a recurring stint on Farscape.

Yes.

Last one across the finish line is a cissy boy.

Where's 50 Shades of Cathy?

But…but I like it when the Internet spanks me.

"If this were a sillier show…" it would probably get better ratings.

Korl, stop laughing; this is serious stuff.

Implied? They lied.

Brandon? "I'll be right back with your haemorrhoid pillow."

"How would this happen?"
"Birds and the bees and the monkey-babies, Mulder."

Unlike, say, wheat…

Beam me up, Scotty.

Most definitely.

I got a bad feeling about this.