Son, how many times have I told ya not to talk with chopsticks in your mouth?

In other words, very expensive looking trash.

I had to Google him.

What does God need with a stylist?

And so Steven Tyler was her mother?

Hey! I was gonna say that.

No they're not.

The Force Awakens…

Hmph. Sounds like it was made for my dead grandmother.

Buttered crumpets with jam, please.

Hey, it's Brendan!

Debbie Wiseman's music score is the film's one standout technical credit.

Lefler Law 103: A couple of light years can't keep good friends apart. (attributed to Wesley Crusher).

The immensitude of Carol and Darryl love bond generated a gravitational field sufficient to stabilize the van prior to impact. C'mon, man, <3 = mc2, didn't ya know that?

"America, FUCK YEA!"

I'm waitin' on "The Tomb of Madea".

Practically the same defects undermine Krull a year later. Apart from the stellar design, cinematography and music it's a narrative disaster.

Despite the marvellous conceptual design and a ravishing score composed by Trevor Jones, the film is saddled with uncharismatic protagonists (flawed, both technically and conceptually) who stumble through a glaringly undercooked screenplay which, ironically enough given the plot, never managed to arrive at its own…

Don't cry for me Event Horizon
The truth is I never escaped you
All through my dilated days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

…and Nothing Like the Truth.