It did improve on the book, at least.  Although that is damning with faint praise.

Not a flop, but still a disappointment. It only reached 12th on the list of Top Grossing films of 2018. It also wasn’t the franchise starter and merchandise mover the studio wanted.

I hope not. But I’d be ok with a feature-lenght remake of Taken. No, not that Taken. This Taken:

Yeah, it’s just the game logo, but you know it’s a movie because of the Legendary logo added below.

Came here to say exactly this. GxK was the cinematic equivalent of a kid smashing his action figures together and making sound effects. Hell, a kid could probably dream up a better plot than that movie had.

After seeing Godzilla vs Kong, I was sure that was as dumb as it could possibly get. After seeing Godzilla × Kong (a movie which, despite giving him top billing in the title, cannot find a reason for Godzilla to be in it), I learned how wrong I was.

Menace should be the name of a Spider-Man movie told entirely from J. Jonah Jameson’s point of view.

Is anybody else really impressed by how Iggy Pop looks for his age?

Funny thing is, based on the trailer, there is a character in the movie that would make a perfect villainous Kraven... but they got him playing Kraven’s dad instead.

Kraven moved to Christmas because we’re excited about it and Christmas is the best release period there is, when you get people with time to go back to the movies over and over again. That was a real reflection of how the studio felt about the movie. We’re really excited. But that’s a great move that reflects just the…

Why is there a kid in a battlefield? Did he get a special dispensation from logic? Why would any parent choose to take a child into war?

Geralt and a team of scribes attempt to find wealth and notoriety by plundering the ancient Vault of Al’Capon

“Intended?” By whom? Also, what does canon have to do with any of this?

You’re a homophobic piece of shit.

No, he wasn’t in 97 because too many bigoted assholes like you would’ve pitched a complete fit.

Shapeshifters kind of throw the labels we slap on relationships right out the window.

So, you haven’t seen the movie, but you’re saying his review is incorrect.

we all know this guy isn’t complaining about a show he’s watched.

Man Barbarella was just an “of its time” production I cannot imagine any way in which a remake would ever be worth the time

No I think even the current levels of Pratt are a bit much for most of us.