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God yes. For the first 5 or so minutes of Rise of the Beasts, I thought they MIGHT have decided to give just a tiny little bit of care to making a movie that made sense, with some real, albeit shallow characters.

Sigh. They just cannot do it. Make something that most fans want.

Seriously, no love for the Ace of Base music drop?

That was quite an exit he made, wasn’t it? I wish there was a little more to defeating the sentinel than that, but it was still a great send off.

Welp there goes the objectivity of the piece that Garland’s been claiming if he thanked those two 

These days, real-world Republicans are increasingly indistinguishable from parodies.

Helen Lewis also gets a thanks in the credit which is not great, either. Really makes me want to smack Garland upside the head with a milkshake that he’s thinking either was a great decision to include when you look at what they’ve done for right-wing and TERF movements at large.

I was going to ask WTF is Andy Ngo, but I guess I can look that up myself.

This sounds awful.

I’m not seeing a movie that thanks Andy Ngo in the credits. Fuck anyone & everyone who associate themselves with that fucking piece of shit.

You realize it’s meant to be a “What if Superboy was evil” horror/superhero hybrid, right? 

The actors also alleged that Stallone asked production to bring in “pretty young girls to be around me” instead.”

I love big swings, and I love FFC, but this is a vanity project for him and his most die-hard, unquestioning fans. And seemingly no one else.

That person’s entire job is to evaluate whether their studio is likely to lose money or make money by purchasing the rights and spending money on P&A.

“It occurs to me that, uh, your jacket leads me to believe that, uh, somewhere in this great country of ours, there’s an El Camino with its seat cover missing.”

What are you, his agent?

It screams something alright.

nO yOu dOnT uNdErStAnD tHe lAw!

This dude probably has at least one restraining order against him.

You’re very convincing, Guy who only seems to post to defend men against allegations of abuse.

We get it you hate women