I’ll take ‘things that didn’t happen’ for $200 please, Alex.

I don’t see how it’s true. Some things, like Thanos’ first death, happen so quickly they’d be over before you have a chance to take a photo. Also, not ONE person sat around him told him to put his phone away, over those three hours?

And Disturbed’s “edgy” take on Shout.

You had me at ‘Dave Bautista’.

He hated his life so much he ended it violently

They’re celebrating his life and work, you muppet.

SPEAK, PRIEST!

The world doesn’t realise this, but it needs a Matt Berry-voiced satnav.

Ah yes, the first signs of Graham Linehan becoming the transphobic shitpiece that he is today.

I thought he was awful, portrayed John as an absolute drip, useless in any situation.

Somehow a worse John Connor than Nick Stahl and Christian Bale.

Despite Elon Musk, she lives above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

Piss off, Force ghost!

Did you just say my name?

Wheelchair Guy

Mainly porn. And opinions.

With each passing day, I’m more convinced that “YouTubers” are just the worst.

There can be only one true great music festival in a lifetime and it’s the Us Festival.

You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

I don’t know if I have the time, most of my day is taken up supporting Israel (for which Mossad pay me handsomely)