These are all but pale imitations of the real OG

Those are both very good points. (And I agree the “real people” commercials are super annoying. Then again, there are maybe 5 commercials of all types on all of television that aren’t annoying, so...)

We have not altered our marketing campaigns because of any concerns with the accuracy of our ad content.

Yay! Another ST that’s not an ST . . .

There was a brief, shining moment-the Mulally years-during which Ford seemed like it lost its hatred of America and wanted us to have good stuff too.

an ST performance variant

If you live in a state with a Democrat stranglehold on the governers office you’ll never see sub $2 a gallon gas. In Washington we barely broke below $3 a gallon. 

$52,000 and zero charm/fun like the other ST vehicles out there. It’s an absolute waste of money. A shocking amount of money, at that.

I never tow anything. All I do is dump runs, home renovation projects, etc.

So you want a Ranchero...

Exactly!!

I do. I have NO need for a four-door, but every need for a longer bed.....but, there aren’t enough of me’s......at least not in this segment.

For extra authenticity we only assemble them on Monday mornings and Friday afternoons. To compete with Jeep we also have easter eggs such as empty beer cans in the door cavities.

...models ranging in price from $120,000 to $180,000

Mmmm... I’ll take mine with no options and a manual please!

Am I the only one who loves the wheels on the M2, M3, & M4 competition package cars? I think they look amazing. 

4. Any midsized Ford or GM sedan

I think it’s the same person telling people not to speed up on entrance ramps until they’re on the freeway or to slow down on the freeway before getting to the exit ramp.

He’s old... 20 years ago Jeremy Clarkson would have loved it. hahaha