There’s no missile in there. That’s too short to carry a ICBM (this is a missile transporter/erector)

Do you want me to send her an email

It was only this year that I realised that people had a social media ‘image’. Up until that point I earnestly believed that everyone I knew had perfect lives and that made me so happy, but gently puzzled as to why mine was so imperfect, then put it down to autism.

My old roommate was a nurse. We lived down the street from our city’s main hospital, and we wanted another roommate to help out with rent. She was not the most ideal roommate for my best friend, but I liked her enough that one Sunday afternoon we walked down to the gas station to pick up some 40s so we could day drink…

Ok, there’s nothing supernatural about this, but it is terrifying.

It seems as though the Safe Campus Act is sort of like the Patriot Act in that the people pushing it really hope that lawmakers will make positive assumptions based on the name without actually reading or understanding it. It’s about stopping schools from punishing rapists, so opposition to it is a good thing!

I’m really hoping they start a trend here and we see these national organizations unravel. Only recently have I realized how much influence fraternities and sororities have outside of their schools, what with all these lobbying efforts.

Rescinding these degrees matters. It’s important to remember that the reason that Cosby amassed these degrees is because he embodied “acceptable Black masculinity”: a racist concept that he embraced. At the same time that Cosby was operating as a serial rapist he was earning brownie points in mainstream culture by…

Living Proof has one out now that actually CLEANS YOUR HAIR. (rather than just absorb the oil and scent it). I just ordered it.

Ugh...this reminds me of several years ago, when I had just broken up with this guy, mostly for being too clingy. I had left facebook open in my browser, walked back in the room, and my cat had typed and sent a gibberish post on his wall. The “no, seriously we’re broken up” conversation had to start all over again…

Just wait until winter comes. I can’t wait to hear what this guy thinks about sleds.

Yep.

Kites are the worst. Sometimes I wish I could just clip all their strings.

The whole “you should be happy to be paid at all!” argument is crap. Because that’s the same argument that people use all the way down to bottom tier positions in corporate jobs. It’s a cop-out.

This 26 year old agrees, but at least I’m not a teenager.

whenever fitz is on screen

That’s not wine behavior. That’s ambien nonsense.

You’re not a fucking cat.

(you do realize that’s her front, right? xo)

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.