Really? Ew? It's called pre-ejaculate and it's not gross. It's very normal.

I’ve had three unintended pregnancies. I was either on birth control, used condoms, or both for each sexual encounter that resulted in a pregnancy. I’ve been using the pull out method for about three years now with my partner, and I’ve yet to have my eggs fertilized. It’s cheaper and apparently more reliable than…

5 hours

Fuck.

I dressed up, ate lentil soup, poured some moonshine with apple cider, and now I’m getting stoned. Chucky grew up, guys

There's also so much done in the editing process that odds are they've taken out chunks of the story. She will, most likely, never feel at ease with all of this because it fucking earth rattling when you're cheated on, but she's also probably unaware of how little her narrative has been told and there's the…

amen. holy shit, amen.

it is disturbingly amazing— bought it at sephora last week and hit that VIBROUGE status. high five me, please.

yo, you might be the first brave soul to ever stand up to Cat HQ.

There’s VRSA now, too.

The inability of people to accept that bad shit just fucking happens will never cease to amaze me.

his whole fraternity was a blob of weirdos who really just loved video games and LARPing...Florida always wins on weird, man.

I sent it to my older brother. He’s 29, hasn’t had sex yet, but called me super fucking thrilled to tell me he went down on a girl for the first time last week. He didn’t mention the article at the time, but now I’ve gotta ask him. I feel like his entire goofy fraternity would have greatly benefitted from their…

The very last line: snark.

np. always lookin’ out.

It takes about 40 seconds to use a file with a pointed edge to clean under your nails. They cost like $3, probably less. Keep one in your purse, your desk at school, and one in your restroom—nails harbor nasty shit under ‘em sometimes and there is zero reason your nails should be “filled with gunk,” really. You have…

Edit: I am clearly three hours late to every party. I’d be a great RHOBH.

Since your very white (as am I) I recommend the “mood light” color and “ethereal” as a very, very natural-looking highlight. The lighting powders are beautiful, truly.

I tried the Clarisonic this weekend. I’m pretty sure it tore off a layer of my face.

Try the hourglass lighting palette!!! They are AMAZEBALLS.