Oh, also try CoverFX. You can mix the foundations to make your exact color. It's slightly annoying to do every time, so I bought a small makeup pot and I premix a couple shades for the month. Even if I get a slight tan, my face is never the wrong color.

Color ID is terribly flawed. Foundations are all such different formulas and people have such an array of skin types that it just can’t get the algorithm right.

I have near-white blonde hair and aveda’s blue malva is the best. It’s expensive, but you only need to use the conditioner and only need a tiny bit to pull the brass-tones out.

Wut

Wut

This little blaspheme won tickets. So excited. So many sobbing people.

I kicked the head Rabbi of the synagogue I grew up attending. As a young atheist, I apparently thought this the only way to never go back. It worked.

Little girls are evil incarnate. In elementary school, Stephanie was my nemesis. She’d been particularly mean since kindergarten, and on the first day of 3rd grade she shoved me off the top of a slide during recess and I broke four bones in my wrist. I was horrified of her. Never told the teacher. In 5th grade someone…

Little girls are evil incarnate. In elementary school, Stephanie was my nemesis. She’d been particularly mean since kindergarten, and on the first day of 3rd grade she shoved me off the top of a slide during recess and I broke four bones in my wrist. I was horrified of her. Never told the teacher. In 5th grade someone…

I was 8 and in 2nd grade when I started my period. I hadn’t even been told what my period was yet, and went to the nurse to ask for bandaids (it was very, very light the first time). When she called my mother and said I’d gotten my “period,” I flipped. The word period connoted some kind of ending for me and I’m pretty…

During the wake and funeral for my boyfriend’s father, one of his family members took pictures of the open casket viewing. We hadn’t realized this until she sent photos of us all sobbing with his body in the background, three days before the one year mark of his death.

I shit you not and with no exaggeration: get boric acid suppositories. I’d been having horrible bouts of BV and yeast infections and after one use it was all just gone and perfect. Zero side effects. I keep them in a little jar in my bathroom and stick one up my vagina after sex to get the ph back to normal. Google…

I haaaaated horses as a child, pretty much on par with how I felt toward my fellow teenage girls.

Gabapentin, by chance?

I puked just last week giving bf a bj. It has happened many a time, neither of us give a tiny fuck (usually a tiny giggle), and I’ve taught myself how to run for the bathroom without getting much, if any, on either of us. I have a great gag reflex and so we both take advantage of that though on these occasions it’s…

It works. I just spent a weekend on the beach with friends who bought the spray sunblock. I wear 50SPF everyday in the summer and on my face in the winter—grew up in S.FL and after enough sunburns as a stubborn teen and having six problem things removed before the age of 24 I am horrified of the sun. I never buy the…

Try$12-$15 in NYC

DUANE ALLMAN, YOU NON-SMOKER LOSER.

The only thing I didn’t know before reading this was that blowing into a vagina could cause an air embolism. What the fuck? At least now I have reason to say “Hey, don’t forcefully blow into that thing. I could have an embolism.” Also, that’s a really great way to kill someone and get away with murder.

I only go 2-3 times per week and it’s actually saddening. ACTUALLY MAKES ME SAD, MAN.