Your baby has a beautiful ponytail.
I sent it to my older brother. He’s 29, hasn’t had sex yet, but called me super fucking thrilled to tell me he went down on a girl for the first time last week. He didn’t mention the article at the time, but now I’ve gotta ask him. I feel like his entire goofy fraternity would have greatly benefitted from their…
God dammit. I can barely keep my phone funtioning. I most certainly do not want it telling me about my vagina. It knows enough- I type vagina, it suggests hurts.
Oooooooohhh.
This will out me as someone who watches RHOBH, but the dog has alopecia and is actually bald except for its head and paws. Hence the ridiculous outfits.
Kevin Hart understandably hates dog shit on the sidewalk considering considering how much closer his nose is to it than the rest of us.
Hillary looks fine, though.
That dog looks like the creepy sort of stuffed animal you’d find at a vintage shop in a small town that’s been on the decline ever since the trains stopped running through it.
I’m developing an app that texts my ex boyfriend every time I take a shit. Why, but also why not?
Jane you have like really nice nails, so don’t put acrylic on your nails.
Not me, but my sister was eating a can of soup and she was eating the rice at the bottom and looking at the can, and then she realized there wasn't supposed to be rice in the soup. On closer inspection, it was maggots. The worst part was that she said she thoroughly enjoyed them.
Did anyone else really hate Train wreck despite loving the rest Amy Schumers work? Or was it just me? Is it just cause I hate romcoms in general?
HELLO I WAS BORN FOR THIS THREAD!!
Simpatica is right. My brother OD’d on just one pot cigarette. No one wants to talk about that either.
I like how you manage to attack both weed and men. Know your audience. I’ll have to say this is one of the more prudish comment-threads I’ve read in a long, long time (and Jez specializes in backhanded prudishness). You people need to loosen up. Maybe get high.
Lost in this story was the info that he wasn't on just weed but prescription painkillers.
She was killed by a gun, not weed.
Hey now, I’ve smoked my share of weed and I’ve never thought those movies were okay.