guntersgrassfed
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guntersgrassfed

You’re my target audience for my new Instagram account Other People Ruin Everything. Also the working title for my autobiography. In bookstores never because...opre.

Ugh. Hardwicke. Always a race to fumble with the remote and turn that shit off. I’m done with Comedy Central. TDS is clearly aiming for the fratboy demo, and now Larry’s gone. Just hanging in for Broad City, but I sure as hell won’t pay for cable to get that.

Why the fuck is health care an INDUSTRY in the first place??? I know, America, capitalism, profits etc. but wtf!!! No way to reconcile care and the best interests of a human being with the bottom line. Ffs.

Yeah I think the major thing with dressage is that you sit the trot, and not a smooth jog... it’s mainly working, medium and extended, which are all at the top 50 percent of the trot’s range in terms of ground coverage. You’re also aiming for lots of suspension in the air, which leads to bouncing. But there are

Aww that’s a nice post! I’m pretty new to this scene but as a boring singleton who never goes out on Saturday nights, it’s so comforting even to just lurk around and hear anecdotes from nice genuine folks. I’m drinking vodka tonics, watching s4 of OITNB. Appreciating not being in prison with a bunch of nuts. Have a

How does it feel? To have that kind of brilliance?

That’s so tragic. It’s incomprehensible to me why sexual predators still even exist in our gene pool. I generally trust nature to rid herself of pointless garbage, but they’re still here. How does that behavior get rewarded, biologically? I mean I get why Donald Trump exists, because sociopaths take resources at will,

Probably the most disturbing and memorable cinematic image I’ve seen in my life was a man shooting himself in the head in Cache. Saw that on a plane. Now I'm gay. THANKS, GUYS.

Great strategy! And what a great experience for your son. I worry that fine arts (at least the tradition/canon of the last few centuries) will die out in the next few decades as baby boomers expire and the institutional knowledge goes with them.

That’s horrifying. I listened to a Fresh Air interview a while back with a man who was abused by a doctor who befriended his single mother and gained her and the community’s trust so that the victim would feel unable to tell anyone that he was being raped. It’s their modus operandi to seek those positions in which

OMG wow. I think he’s a weirdo but we agree on this one. Not a fan of the whole “unclean women” thing though. Guess he's never encountered stinky balls, otherwise known as balls.

I'm totally missing the reference but I love learning!

SJP, I can't disagree with you but you're disagreeing with yourself hon. Feminism is all of those things.

Sheesh, ok, Not All Lawyers. Good now?

That's appalling. Personal space is the most valuable marker of autonomy in an adult. I'd flip out. I'm sorry.

Hahaha! Naturally! I buy the non-flushable kind, and being somewhat responsible, I throw them away. But ideally I should find some biodegradable butt wipes so I can live with my Inconvenient Truth that I HAVE TO WIPE WITH A WIPE.

Yes. Generally. I work for one and he's the biggest asshole I've ever met, so, science.

I am an adult wiper and honestly can't take a shit outside my home without a baby wipe. If you had shit on your hand would you wipe it off with paper and call it a day?! I hope not!! Butts need and deserve more.

I’m a white girl. Just learned about edges. I was wondering if there’s a type/profile of people who try to touch your hair. I’d never dream of touching a stranger, because I hate people generally and I’m spooky like a prey animal, but would like to know if there’s a hair-toucher profile. If it's just wide open I'm