An Ivy League diploma means not shit if you go in rich. Biggest buffoon I’ve ever encountered/my boss has one and I wonder every single day how he avoids sticking a fork in a socket out of curiosity.

Sounds like the real and immediate issues of my life, minus the celebrity shit. And oh yeah it has my attention since a good deal of it is in the hands of Everyman predators and bible thumping fucktards.

I say it’s the work of deceased burnt crosses that were so unsatified just rolling in their graves they decided to rise up and rally the base w some false flag accelerant.

Why are your stems so effing long and yet no one holds them properly by the effing long stems?? I am v concerned.

Alright so I have a boy horse and his sheath, as they call it, emits the most disgusting odor and I have to reach up in there to clean the region whilst he dances around and tries to kick me. Still better than having kids!

Effing brilliant.

Oh is that like a corollary to asparagus/funky spunk?

I’m calling it! New punk band name: The Frantic Kegels

WATCH DR. POL PPL

It’s Tiffany. She has to eat under the table.

You’re the cool kids I love to hate! <3

It could be online Certificate in Shade coursework. I’d frame that cert.

There’s so much Malia in this vid! I can’t wait for him to be out of office and those girls to be able to be openly cool AF so I can pathetically admire them as young adults. Yes I’m a full dork.

Needed this sooo bad. Goddamn civilization. I love it. I hate it. Our planet is a fucking gift. I’m drinking and crying. Swimming sloth.

I need to go camping immediately and never come back. Tears and snot.

I can’t say I have the same integrity. I enjoyed the bear wallow special breakfast with hillary’s demon eyes staring down at me. It was delicious and I kept my head down because I was the only one not wearing camo.

Burning Bush and Flaming Hot Cheeto def need a two-in-a-box reality show after this.

Truly freaky when you head into Small Town America. I went to a country diner recently and there were print outs of ‘Bill chose other women and so should you’ and lots of fun memes taped up on the walls next to the NO CELL PHONES signs.

The 31 Days of Octoberkkah!

I would love for some of the wealthy activist-y dems to come out and offer to pay for any legal expenses if someone who signed a NDA will come forward and spill the beans. Mark Cuban???