Lol thanks where’s my sympathy Edible Arrangement??

I know, I said republican.

So glad you’re on it.

Wat

Ana Navarro is the only republican I’d vote for for president.

Um yeah, in what universe does allowing for the survival of an entire species by means of excruciating horrendous pain equal: you should be grateful you even have a paying job. Fuck you all, we don’t deserve to be treated like expendable secretaries of yore.

I was pretty sure she was dead. Assuming she is inside at this point.

OMG yes that was brilliant, too. Like, we’re so fucking chill we can barely strum our instruments. Reminds me of Amie by Pure Pairie League. That might be too structured tho.

So just workshopping punk band names...the pussy weights. The crossfit pussies. Tremendous pussy burden. Idk. My forehead vein just exploded.

The Inedible Arrangement.

Without those heels the coat would be touching the ground on that model. I would wear stilts to just have a shot at wearing this look.

I just came.

I was so worried you condoned pussy grabbing and talking. It is a tremendous weight off my pussy to know that you, in particular, will not and have not grabbed it nor others.

This is an even bigger mindfuck for me because, in the land of my upbringing, Westworld was/is a pony show venue, and going there meant driving golf carts around in the dust and watching the prettiest ponies win purdy ribbons and rich girls have temper tantrums when their fancy ponies knocked a rail down. I wish there…

My dad was going to vote for him until my mom showed him the creepy daughter stuff and he was like Welp forget that!

Changed my life. But their parody of Grey Gardens was effing hilarious, so will watch.

I watched a doc about her and hot damn, she was/is absolutely beautiful, but clearly never chose to emphasize that as her number one asset because she’s fucking brilliant. Her looks are beside the point but I find it particularly compelling when a woman has the option to leverage her beauty and says no, that’s not how…

I was going to buy a sump pump to clear out my flooded basement but decided to spend a two-dollar bill more and get Trump to suck it up with his butthole mouth. Def rating highly on Angie’s List.

Peace in the Middle East.

Unfuckingbelievable. I guess it’s because women aren’t perceived as “heads of households” or property owners, and if they’re not spinster slobs they’ll have a husband with a gun to protect them in the event that a black or brown person threatens their “rights.” But within that household, anything goes, and it’s not a…