Square ham? Not on my watch.

What is a pink drink? I do not have a face book.

Is that John Malkovich?

He gives me ASMR tingles.

Dang! I’ve got two sisters. Yes, it can be the closest, most profound relationship in your life. But I also fantasized about strangling one of my sisters (to near death, I’m not a monster) just yesterday. Happy 4th!

Totally. It’s a lil bit House of Cards, but male pols need a wifey so people don’t ask questions (hearing me Lindsey??), but I have a suspicion that HRC could have gotten to where she is now without Bill. Certainly helped her take a few shortcuts, but she is focused like a laser beam and I admire the shit out of it.

I worked for a very large Silicon Valley company...you should have heard the outrage directed right at the CEO’s face when he announced a new diversity policy that would grant larger referral bonuses for diverse candidates. This guy whined, “That sends the message that you’re worth less because you’re male.” I'm like,…

Thanks for the sweet consolation. It means a lot. :) Lyle bubs will be enjoying eternal peace soon. It sounds like your mom did her best with the utmost sense of empathy, and that's the best any of us can do!

Ugh. Sorry but ugh. I adventured in my 20s like nobody’s business. It’s what you do. If you didn’t, you’re either pathologically healthy or mentally retarded. All of us in the middle, especially with vague to moderate depression/anxiety, do this in our own way. It’s not the Great American Novel for chrissakes.

Wherever you go, there you are. I spent thousands of dollars to prove that one true.

I often summer in incontinence diapers. Similar.

So many words. So little meaning.

Thank you for sharing your experience and insight, truly (shouldn’t there be a “group” for people with terminal pets who say this?). I’m not so worried about the timing and sense of what’s right as much as I’m bracing for this reality being my normal. I don’t want kids but I’ve always felt at home with a bunch of…

Thank you! I didn’t expect a reply to my total downer post :) It sucks but I love my animal friends so much. They’re worth it.

I’m planning my cat’s euthanasia. I’m pretty sure it’s going to be as pleasant a death as possible. The last time I did this I had waited too long and I came home from work to find my poor cat suffering and dying slowly. Never again. But I wonder also if it’s shitty to kill my current cat before he’s really miserable.…

Overcoming my own mounting behavior issues helped tremendously in my higher education pursuits. In fact I’d say it was a key factor in my overall adulthood success. Congratulations!

I'm confused by this. PPs serve women of all backgrounds, but mostly those without access to other healthcare options with fancy offices. I'm glad your PP was in a good neighborhood, but why the fuck are you dispensing pity on the strip mall experience, and then talking north and south like its 1865? Yes I'm pmsing so…

Eat, Pray, Love, Put on a Diaper So You Can Drive Across the Country and Shoot Your Ex’s Lover

Yes, in a loosely fitting leo made of sweatshirt material.

Wtf I want equality! Men seeking “scholarships” who are active leaders in their communities should definitely parade around in banana hammocks and answer questions about how to solve ISIS and demonstrate their tuba skills or trapeze routine and then cry a lot. Women in combat, men in pageants y'all.