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Seriously it’s like TDS went full-frat with Trevor Noah. The dude correspondents are pretty funny, but the comedy has taken a turn towards the fart joke end of the spectrum. Jon probably told fart jokes but he had a self-awareness and intellectual curiosity that is now absent. Rock on, Jessica. She deserves to get out

Aww, I'm sorry that sucks. Well, I think Coola might make an unscented version? Also La Roche Posay makes good mineral sunscreen fluid. Called Anthelios 50.

Aww, I'm sorry that sucks. Well, I think Coola might make an unscented version? Also La Roche Posay makes good

Coola sunscreen is amazing!!! The mineral cucumber or tinted rose are both awesome, with very unobtrusive fragrances.

Coola sunscreen is amazing!!! The mineral cucumber or tinted rose are both awesome, with very unobtrusive fragrances.

The requirements for Arizona elected officials: Republican? Mormon? At least devout Christian? “Pro-business?” Anti-education? Possibly retarded? You’re hired!

Yes yes yes. Elnet is the best. Why is this even a question??

Yes yes yes. Elnet is the best. Why is this even a question??

Tequila Rose and white zin on ice, respectively.

GED Jan’s syntax is stunningly similar to Palin’s. It's nouns, verbs and adverbs in a VitaMix on high.

Search over folks. It's my uncle Billy. He's back to reading aviation magazines on the toilet so chill.

Arizona is my sacred place and the sacred place of many, many more who arrived well before me. They can't have it. They lack the creativity and fertility to make a place like this beautiful in their barren minds. Fuck those reptilian men. Go colonize a cesspool.

Oh my, a self-serving religion created by men, for men? Tell me ALL about it.

QUEEN. I wish I had a string beany body like that. Perfect for good clothes.

She is kooky as hell but I get the feeling she knows exactly how she’s perceived, and therefore can act as out there as she wants and it’s as sincere and refreshing as an iced white wine.

Word. You know what makes me want to binge and drink? Feeling fat shame.

Driving ponies is good for your core

Many, many commentators have been saying that Trump’s chances in the general are slim to none, *barring a major terrorist attack. So I’m guessing this was like Christmas morning for the moldy cheddar bay biscuit.

Word. Word. Word. Exactly. I forget how unique this audience is, until I view a comments section elsewhere. It’s like grammar and spelling and thought and reason were banned everywhere else! I guess I’m admitting that I enjoy conversing with those of my liberal persuasion, but still, I feel like this place makes me

I was thinking a Revenge of the Jews where Mel Gibsons get antagonized by Jewish studio execs and writers. But just before the ring leader gets drawn and quartered he screams “JEWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSS!”

Thank you for the twofer shammy!! I’m going to snuggle up with it and rewatch LW tonight. PS I can't deal with life if this forum goes away. Renews my shaky faith in humanity just enough after it destroys it.

Aaaahhhh oh I swoon hard at that line! Good one.

Tiefe liebe! <3