2016 dick year!

He did another called John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut. It features John Bobbit and an actress pretending to be Lorena. In this version of events, she cuts of his dick because she loves it so much she can’t bear for another woman to have it. He talked about all of this at length in a tedious interview that mainly centred on…

Yes, and let’s forget all the times where the abusive asshole is left off the hook, and he goes back to kill his victim.

No, fuck Debbie Wasserman Schulz, because if she’d been on top of the voter suppression issues, as head of the DNC in charge of federal level office elections, this election would be very different. This stuff was in the papers, it was a coordinated plan playing a long game, and she was too busy taking payday loan…

Wow! a man willing to discuss his penis! what a rare treat ladies!

Update:

Just, just awful.

This is always talked about. This happened in my town, and the field wasnt far from my house. It is a big deal.

I think that’s fine. The darkest sense of humor is usually the best in my book. I’ve known others to do stuff like that on dating sites to some decent success. As far as I’m concerned, if a dude doesn’t find that funny, that’s not the dude you’re looking for. Lol

Apply rubber band to base of turkey to account for inevitable bleeding, hold the turkey by the tip, pull until tissue is taut, pull the blade towards yourself in a brief sawing motion, smile, “gobble gobble motherfucker” when turkey rips free from body.

“Pass the turkey neck and dumplings”

I mean, what happened to the guy was pretty bad, he turned out to be a real winner though (/s), he wound up using this for fame and made porn and even tried to reconcile with her?... he was a real asshole so I feel little sympathy.

i mean, i could, yeah, but is name dropping her as opposed to just adding one to my total sort of singling her out?

10,000 years and counting.

This reenactment is truly ridiculous. Honestly, part of me suspects that they’re playing up the comedic value intentionally.

“What’s the chance of them finding it? Y’know, I just didn’t want to live at that point - Where’s the gun? I was looking at it like “OK, so how do I self terminate now?” I just wanted to end it” - John Wayne Bobbitt at the futility of a life where he can no longer rape the wife he lovingly abused and cheated on for…

First, Drumpf “wins”. Then, Kayne rants about Jay & Bey. Now this. Dicks are having a moment.

So I am thinking of opening an OkCupid account...would MrsBobbitt, or some variation on that theme be a bit much? I mean, I think it’s funny and I would date myself.

I like how this story is being posted right as everyone is about to carve the turkey.