Let’s roast the shit out of trump for speaking with the Taiwanese president but for christs sake she called him, probably after agreeing to it on both sids. Reporting incorrectly that he called her randomly or on purpose is exactly the kind of seemingly slight error that morphs into Lock Her Up on the other side.…

Same. The narrative was basically: hey Ken. Hey Barbie. Commence mashing of smooth non-genitals.

China is our only defense against North Korea. That’s the issue here. Recall the recent missile tests NK has carried out?

Our diplomatic ties with China are basically all that’s keeping North Korea from bombing our military operations in Asia and possibly beyond...yee ha!

Looking for anyone in marketing/comms? ;)

YOU ARE A TREASURE. Please keep doing this and crediting your coworkers. It will come back to benefit you.

When they’re boating across Florida and Louisiana they’ll still claim global warming is a hoax. Only a hit to their bottom line caused by climate change (or anything else) will get their attention. I’m actually now wishing for economic collapse.

Pretty classic work sitch right there. Man yells stupid idea confidently, gets promotion over woman with correct answer and proper inside voice.

Ima invent a special patented Knee Klamp 2000 knee clamp that lets virtuous girls retain their virtue in midst of the threat of blacks and ISIS jihadists.

Broodmares will kick the shit out of a stallion they don’t want, so to protect the very valuable stallion, they either hobble the mare (tie her feet together) or artificially inseminate her. Horse rape either way.

Any time a girl or woman does or does not invite sexual advances with or without overt sexiness or unconcealed natural beauty or the state of having a vagina SHE IS ALWAYS RESPONSIBILE FOR INVITING A MAN TO FUCK HER WITH OR WITHOUT PERMISSION. Don’t cha-know? Eh?

I thought she missed the joke about “touching” voters figuratively but then she said Bill was too busy? Wat? She was out of her depth probably trying to make a joke out of his joke and fucked it up. Who fucking knows. NEXT.

I was banging a drummer/pool boy at 24 and def knew all about the world and complex complexities because my twat worked back then so old men listened to my ideas.

Well I HAVE spent my 40 year career in the oil and gas industry so I consider myself highly qualified.

I would like to be considered to lead the FDA because I have always eaten and enjoyed the foods and drugs. Thx

He was getting tail so itz ok.

Um yeah, you can’t cross state fucking lines! Not sure if that’s part of his particular white dude probation, but it would be hilarious. Our Secretary of State wearing an ankle monitor and unable to leave his state hahahahagaha, kill me.

What if pussy grabber did a blind audition for them where he’s in a big red chair facing away from the candidates and they tell him how they’d bomb the shit out of isis and when he hears what he likes he slaps a big button and his chair spins around and they get the appointment?? Yes??

I don’t know what it is about spelling baby that way in all caps but it just perfectly conveys the spirit of the anti-choice movement. It cracks me up every time. I almost used that in my post but let autocorrect do its thing. Gracias.

Water is a solid because Jesus walked on it. Boom!