The zygote already accepted the lord Jesus Christ into its unformed heart, see, making it a Christian baby.

Lucky you! Had same Passat and spent nearly as much on repairs as the purchase price (including three CV joints) and the bugger was out of commission more often than it was running. When it worked, it was fun to drive and comfortable, but #neverforget.

That’s so nice to hear about a functioning, caring relationship! I’m a third-degree relationship cynic, so it’s almost jarring to imagine someone like this. Good for you guys! You enjoy the heck out of that — it’s not easy to come by.

Hmm. Throw the mallows in their eyes like sand n run?

You two sound like a great team, and not in a cheesy sense. I can’t imagine getting through child rearing without that kind of banter and cooperation. I’m going to remember the mess with Texas saying!

I think he must own shares of Klassy Kremation, LLC.

Definitely aimed at forcing healthcare providers to stop or discourage abortions due to cost. I worked with a bunch of regulatory agencies and government officials at my last job and they told me (regarding air emissions) it would be more effective to regulate private people but it’s easier to legislate and regulate…

I think I know what kind of mornings you’re referring to. Texas is a great target for rage, now more than ever!

Mess with Texas, y’all.

Sad trombone moment. LOL can I steal that? Applies to so many occasions.

Omg her performance in Mildred Pierce was insane. I love her but that character was so despicable I started to hate her...but only temporarily.

I saw her in Thirteen in the theater when I was in high school and it was so stunningly performed I couldn’t forget her. I just started seeing her as herself on promo tours and the thing that strikes me is an absence of apology — she’s herself, she’s multi-talented, she hangs with A-listers, and she owns it without…

Ugh the sabotage! That is my m.o. in life. This break-up arc over the entire season was so true to life. Boyfriend is emasculated by unemployment and it forever changes how she sees him (note Best Buy shirt in the closet in finale). She entertains the idea of an ex who has social status at the moment. Realizes there’s…

Is this Waiting for Godot? I think I’m in the wrong theatre.

Holy cat shit, thank you!!! I had no idea. I guess when your fake name rhymes with dump it comes up a lot.

Flaming Hot breakdown.

The only consolation is that they have an unadulterated opportunity to lead, and that leadership will fuck its base over in grand fashion. I’m only worried about Kellyanne, who is a fucking evil genius and the only one in his Yes Man cabinet who reminds him how he got there by pandering to the hillbillies (going after…

Ooooh, thinking globally and acting locally, I’m going to start by erecting a Trump’s Dump sign for my cat’s litter box.

Lucky you!!! I’ve been fantasizing about an opportunity to digitally disrespect one of those fuckers (does that sound gross?) but you actually got it!! And delivered!!

My dad can’t stop making random comments about black people. Today alone he remarked that Nat King Cole’s extreme large mouth was the reason he could sing so well. And in the army there were black guys who wouldn’t shower and they smelled so bad that a bunch of other guys dragged them into the showers and forcibly…