I am right with you, they sure tried but they couldn’t suppress my vote

Agreed, and the songs were boring at best.

As a black dude currently living in NC, I made sure to cast my ballot early. Here’s hoping McCrory and Trump have a bad day tomorrow

*sad eyes hiding murderous feelings*

So, um, if you haven’t voted already, who wants to swap a vote for me so I can vote for Trump, just so I can say that I did for the lulz.

So I live three doors down from a polling place, but for some reason it is not MY designated polling place.

My favorite part of voting is it’s the only non-creepy way for me, a childless woman, to enter a school

I like seeing what the kids hang on the wall and such

There is nothing more hideous on this earth than yellow shoes (rain boots don’t count).

THIS especially THIS.

Still not as good as “lesbian shitasses”.

Hey guys - is there any room to fit “collection of menstruating waterheads” under the banner on the Jez main page? It would be a shame to lose such a quality clap-back to the ether.

they think they are electing a dictator or an emperor, who can change everything about this country and their lives simply by saying so - isis will immediately be defeated, everyone gets a job, anyone not paper white will either move or defer to white folk without question, our military will be the strongest on the…

The ghetto spanish one is particularly juicy. Just google Classic Groupthink and Behind Closed Ovens and enjoy the rabbit hole.

The same type of loser with too much time and not enough income who posts all those dead cat pictures, I bet.

I’m already looking at someone’s dating profile....... “Athletic build” <INSERT WHY YOU FUCKIN LYIN GIF>

i liked the ones who criticize your writing, yet cannot spell, but i loved the ones who think trump will be president in 2016.

Who the fuck are these people?

EDIT - HOLY SHIT LMAO THANK YOU INTERNET

i love you for real

Oh I hope/bet she does in private! I hope she does in buckets based solely on the fact that she had to stand on a stage three times and pretend that orange sack of dog shit was her equal.