oh wow i didn’t even factor that in. i now have to come up with a totally different makeup look...

I’m in.

So much this.

Aw come on guys, at least proofread the videos: “Women in Face in Politics”

FOR CARDASSIA AMERICA!!

Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”

He is the man, it doesn’t matter, their sperm pretty much lives forever .

That Tammy Duckworth clip is my favorite thing of this election season. She could have responded so many ways. She could have asked him what he was doing when she was in Iraq landing a Blackhawk with a giant RPG hole in the bottom with no legs and one arm smashed to pulp, but she didn’t say shit. She just let the…

She is The Boss.

Did Mitch fucking McConnell really make a joke about Hillary’s age when he himself is actually over five years her senior and still in office?

The amount of shit Hillary (and others as you say) has had to endure over her 40 years serving the public has been astronomical and disgusting. I know she won’t be crying when she accepts the nomination tomorrow night (wimmenz be weeping, etc.), but a LOT of us will on her behalf.

Maybe it’s time for a mass strike like the one they had in Iceland in 1975.

This is why I can’t even believe she’s in the race now. I would have told america to fuck off by now.

On September 9th, I’ll either have celebratory gifs, or be quoting Damar’s declaration of rebellion from Deep Space Nine (changed to reflect Trump).

Paul Mitchell makes my hair super-tangly. To be fair to them, it is naturally, but I mean it gets worse rather than better.

Paul Mitchell makes my hair super-tangly. To be fair to them, it is naturally, but I mean it gets worse rather than…

Maybe he likes men more than women. He declares his love of beautiful women too much for this straight woman to think it’s hetero.

I was just reading a Facebook comment in which a friend of mine - someone I knew was a Trump supporter but have so far been able to avoid unfollowing - called Beyonce and Jay Z the antichrist. She was completely and totally serious. There is no reasoning with people who believe things like this. I’m sure she’d have…

What the fuck could he possibly say about Jay-Z and Beyoncé when he has TED “FUCKING PEDOPHILE” NUGENT GRABBING HIS OWN CROTCH on stage.

He has all the education of a rural juror, that’s for sure.

Donald Trump is Jenna Maroney.