My SO just discovered the perfect way to cook rice - the whole kitchen cloth under the lid process, etc. - and it came out exactly the way I’ve been trying to get it, with individual grains instead of sticky, fluffy clumps.

My SO just discovered the perfect way to cook rice - the whole kitchen cloth under the lid process, etc. - and it…

Yes, I stopped using it for a while (read some article about product build-up I think) and ended up looking like a chrysanthemum after a few days!

Yes, I stopped using it for a while (read some article about product build-up I think) and ended up looking like a…

He is also a drug addict and has been for decades. Mostly uppers which explains both his “energy” as well as his inability to focus on anything. His heart will probably pop sometime in the next year or so.

Yes. Rice cookers tend to equal mushy rice. Take control of your grain texture! Go stovetop!

Yes. Rice cookers tend to equal mushy rice. Take control of your grain texture! Go stovetop!

My 3qt all-clad sauce pot.

My 3qt all-clad sauce pot.

Infusium 23. I have thick, curly, humidity induced frizzy hair and it’s the only product that seems to help. It’s the only way I can wear wool hats in the winter too.

Infusium 23. I have thick, curly, humidity induced frizzy hair and it’s the only product that seems to help. It’s…

101) Stein and Johnson supporters, try not to fuck the country over like Ralph Nader did in 2000.

I really really hope he gets his twitter back soon!!!

See that’s a little different from what I read on DJT’s website:

100) If Hillary Clinton doesn’t win, Donald Trump will.

13.) DO YOU WANT TO TEMPT THE WRATH OF THE WHATEVER FROM HIGH ATOP THE THING?!

I’m sorry. I was thinking you were the poster that was saying how notoriously awful the SNL stage is known to be originally. You aren’t. I apologize for that mix-up. I agree that Solange is of limited talent, at best. I think she has gotten her fame based on her famous relatives.

people make up your mind if you haven’t yet (god damn Ken), and vote

12) if you vote, while also running a campaign that repels and antagonizes a majority of the American populace, but you don’t win, this does not mean the election was rigged.

This is very informative. I would add:

I take it you’re using the Clinton family recipe. Are you using shortening? I want to bake them, but I swore off shortening ages ago. I wonder how butter would work...

Thanks, I had roughly 100 years to think about them, cannot wait til Nov 9.

I will demand some Stand By Your Manchego for the cheese plate!

Holy shit, these are some INSPIRED theme treats.