Totally With You On That.

I’m drinking old-fashioneds and smoking a big fat joint. I’m working from home on Wednesday, because I planned ahead for my hangover (caused by jubilation or despair... TBD).

My friend’s birthday tomorrow and he is feeling quite Eyore about it.

Do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?!

Oooooh I am having a lil potluck get together tomorrow night, heavy on the lady friends, hostess provisions as follows.

Does your punching bag look like Donald Trump? God that sounds satisfying.

I recommend you hang the wine bag from an IV pole and mainline it.

i like it.

Hot apple cider with whiskey. Then a hot bath, then bed. I refuse to watch the results come in. I’m tired and I hate everything right now, so it’s going to be Peak Cozy at my place: flannel everything, soup, and hot water bottles.

UGH THIS. COOKING IS FOR WOMEN. COOKING PROFESSIONALLY IS NO PLACE FOR WOMEN.

I know, I’m half joking/half guilting all my friends and family who ask what I want for my birthday or what I want to do. I’m like, well....go vote for Hillary and I will be happy! Easiest gift in the world!

hitting punching bag while on xanax.

i hope you will get good gift for your birthday.

I was considering bringing the box o’ wine right into the living room but I’ve reconsidered because I think the trudge back and forth from couch to kitchen will help expend my nervous energy.

I’m drinking water and peeing every half an hour. HOWEVER, my stress-eating has kicked in like crazy. Last night I ordered two entrees of vodka rigatoni and ate them both. I also ate a slice of chocolate cake, a Twix bar, and three Halloween size M&M bags. This morning I ate 3 eggs and 4 slices of bacon, a protein…

There’s only one way to prepare for tomorrow night...

I’m going to be drinking a strawberry daiquiri that comes in a bag and looks like whirled aborted fetuses, either in celebration or in sorrow.

It’s my birthday tomorrow, so I’m drinking all the drinks and my husband is taking me to get oysters when he gets out of work.

According to the Guardian, the protest’s organizers, feminist newsletter Les Glorieuses, write on their event page that if women were being paid as much as men “they could stop working on November 7 at 16.34.”

Man, I hope the plan isn’t just to go back to work the next day. Most French workers stop at 4:34 already.