I couldn’t decide if she should’ve turned up her mic to compensate for her weak voice, or turn it off all together. She should use her fame a different way, I think. Like run a charitable foundation on Beyonce’s nickel.

They are afraid of not getting that sweet sweet payola from NBC Universal.

My impression is that Nordstrom is very concerned with repeat customers. I once went in for a bra fitting, and the lady helping me searched for a particular model that she thought would fit. When it turned out they didn’t carry it anymore, she got my email address and actually sent me a link to where I could buy it…

I worked at nordstorms and actually the top seller of my department. I never did that because I wanted my customers to know I only gave compliments I meant. We’re on commission and a lot of employees think they’ll make sales just complimenting left and right but it then seems so disingenuous. So no she wasn’t fired…

Ha, I get SO ANGRY (on the inside) when employees of clothing stores are either too pushy or, worse, pushy AND openly lying about unflattering clothes.

Yep. I remember once, when I was maybe 8 or so, I thought, silently to myself, “what if God isn’t real?” I even tested in my own mind saying those words “God isn’t real.” And immediately freaked out and started mentally apologizing, I worried for weeks I was going to hell for denying God.

Oh god this just reminded me of when I was in junior high and we were learning about how the universe was created and on our test so many of us did this insufferable thing where we gave the correct answer but added “but actually God created the Earth” to the end.

I can confidently say they are not trained to say that...so maybe you just have cute choices

What are the odds the person who yelled “gun” also believes our President is a Kenyan-born “mooslim”?

“It’s what he would have wanted.”

Thank God these two brave men were there to escort him to safety:

Fitting it’s Reno. Trump does have the biggest little fingers in the world.

The alleged gunman was quoted as saying “I’ve made a huge tiny mistake.”

I don’t pray often being agnostic but I pray to everything holy for this shit show to just be over. If Trump becomes a martyr I am going to kill whoever is responsible twice.

I AM A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON AND DON’T HAVE TIME TO...ah you’re right.

I thought she was talking about wasting that hour, though. . . ?

Huh. I shave the furniture and rearrange my toes. Takes all kinds, dunnit?

This and having another 57 minutes to peruse Jezebel.

I shave my toe hairs, too.

I like to shave my toes and rearrange furniture