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Aww really?? That’s nice to hear. I always thought I had a fashion sense deficiency so that means a lot. :)

I finally figured that out at Nordstrom/Nordstrom Rack. They always say Oh this is so cute! I was genuinely flattered a few times. But actually once I asked a clerk her opinion on some shoes and she talked me out of buying them, which was a good call. I hope she didn’t get fired.

Amazing. I guess I’ll keep slathering on the moisturizer in vain.

Well he’s 70. I’m sure his teeny weeny started slowing down 20 years ago. Ughhhhh shivvvers. He should have been a castrato.

Yeah I taught at a therapeutic riding program for a while. There are proven physical, mental and emotional benefits, particularly for autism and wheelchair-bound individuals. I hope hope hope this is just a merciful break from some very intense confrontational therapy for this jackass though. He doesn’t deserve that

No, wasn’t me, but I apologize on behalf of that other turd. I wasn’t disruptive or anything, but it was a big deal for me, being a shy lass. I’m still so embarrassed!

Omg, kids. This isn’t activism related but...In like third grade my nerd friend and I decided we were going to dye yarn using natural pigments from plants and other resources in our suburban neighborhood. And like, weave it into a garment or something. Ended up with a bunch of buckets with rotting leaves and water and

In eighth grade I challenged my science teacher on evolution... and I felt this simultaneous pride (I hope Jesus saw me do this) and deep shame (I think she might be right that we weren’t created by god in a week). I figured it all out my freshman year of high school, thank the baby Jesus. I have thought about

Is it ok to say Black don’t crack? She’s exhibit A for that premise.

Who

“P-FLAG...I’m beginning to like the sound of that!”

I was thinking about that...the new genius business model takes as little responsibility for its employees as possible, whether it’s pay, health care (unless sluts want abortions or the pill in which case they’re up in your business) liability, etc. I’m not saying I want to do 30-40 years at one company and retire

Exactly. I mean at this point are our college campus rape stories not “sexy” enough for readers?? For goodness sake. We have a remarkable free press but it is devolving under the weight of the market’s demands.

Yes, this. They hoped to spare their brand by sweeping child sexual abuse under the rug. If nothing else they need to have their feet held to the fire so that the impact of their negligence and inaction hurts measurably more than it would have if they’d done the right thing and taken a lesser hit when they found out

It really chaps my hide when professionals fuck up their responsibilities and cast doubt on a real problem. That story is “true” in that it’s happening everywhere, so I have to conclude that the reporter was being plain lazy and felt married to her narrative and reporting investment instead of just starting over and

Giggles. Every. Time.

Bug your friends and family and strangers.

#notallguys but #mostguysbecauseitsguysguys

Ha, yeah I find comfort in my dad’s WASPiness and earnest Christian beliefs because it keeps the creepy man in check. But I know he’s in there.

Sounds like a stand-up guy but you haven’t been present for 100% of his life, so idolize pops with realistic caution. All these pussy grabbers are also dads with adoring sons.