Yes, but with much less gold leaf. Seriously this must be a case of Olde Worlde regency stereotype residue in her brain. Like, “dees ees lioke bejing rroyalty becose so mach gold.”

I think they call that a step up in Slovenia.

Only way I’d relive my 20s is if I could do it as one of those two. I’d hate them if I didn’t love them so much.

There’s a photographer, Sally Mann, who did a whole series on body farms...totally fascinating. I recall she said we basically end up as a pile of bones and a grease stain. Exciting!

At 28 I’m guessing no one is in a rush to rush you. Wait until your 30s for that to ramp up (at least among those who don’t really know you). My idiot sister got knocked up and now my parents are basically raising her kid, so that was a blessing in disguise since they’re too busy to care about my ovaries anymore. But…

Chihuahua cat. :)

“We played with full body makeup, we played with an African feeling that felt more... there was an ideal of cannibalism we were messing with for awhile. We landed in this border town Tex-Mex feeling.”

Working together to Make Orange Great Again.

Even if I were young and cute and didn’t know what appropriation was, I’d still just feel dumb doing those things. Just, no.

Problem solved! No more flying for me.

I love it. Comfy and slouchy feel with simulated good posture. Win-win!

Doubt this’ll make it out o the greys but....in my 20s I used my one talent to make money and that was riding horses. So I had agreed to ride this sale horse for some people on a Saturday morning — a thoroughbred, over jumps — to tune him up for potential buyers. Naturally I decided to get shitty drunk the night…

I just finished a plane crash movie and made up my mind never to fly again and then THIS. But Hawaii!?! Are there boats to Hawaii?

Yay!!!! Justice!!!!

You’re one of the good ones. Just based on the fact that you’re actively contemplating this area of behavior puts you in the 99th percentile of men. I’m sure you’ll be rewarded if not already with a kick-ass woman in your life to make up for all the teenage suffering. Jocks might get the chicks in high school but then…

I see your point and I appreciate your voice here. :) Thanks for the Lowes tip.

I was defending addicts actually and saying they’re not bad people just occasionally (not always) driven to do crazy shit for money. Because of drugs. Not because they’re/we’re bad people. Also not saying categorically that this criminal in particular was an addict, but it’s a thought I have when I hear about people…

Had a boss who’d lean on my desk and blatantly adjust his balls about two feet from my face. Another who would “friend hug” female employees from behind and smush his junk into our butts. Another (millionaire) who “accidentally” walked in on me on the toilet several times when I had my own supposed dedicated bathroom.…

Totally. If that were my grandmother I’d shoot the jackass myself.

I was a relatively early fan of Schumer but girlfriend is not holding up to the scrutiny of fame. Own your shit or step away. This is embarrassing.