My mom handed me a copy of the Godfather novel to read when we were going on vacation one summer. I was probably 14. I can only assume that she’d never actually read it because there’s no way in hell she suggests a book that spends that much time talking about giant wangs, the damage they inflict on virginal vaginas,…

How I’ve felt all day as a Pats fan.

I disagree. He’s a loathsome individual but a justice system built on vengeance is no justice system at all.

I will settle for any combo that does not include the Patriots.

I’m not sure it gets much better for a professional athlete than what Diggs got to experience. You get to just stop and hold your arms out like that while you watch tens of thousands of people scream their unconditional, undying love for you at voice-destroying volumes. I love the fan reaction videos but that first…

10am???? I feel like I need the rationale behind this terrible decision.

Excellent, but as a Canadian this is who I was thinking when I saw the dude:

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

So a white guy

Now that’s funny

*Samoan player does something*

You clearly understand what’s happening in the Metal Gear games a lot more than I do.

You can trace a straight line from Freemasons to the Sons of Liberty, to The Patriots, no problem.

Aww you do? You miss your team being shitty? Go fuck yourself. God damn you Pats fans are all a bunch of miserable fucks. Boston is a GAHBAGE city, full of ugly, racist, poor Irish descendants.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.