Heavily armed citizenry is the real mistake.

The production team worked really quick; some would say they worked at supersonic speeds.

Which is really too bad; I’d love to see James Bond vs. the World.

“Deadline reports Edgar Wright, Jean Marc-Vallee, David Mackenzie and Yann Demange are just some of the people on the short list to replace Danny Boyle on Bond 25”

Pretty weird for the suddenly “bury the past” franchise

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

While watching the FIFA World Cup a few weeks ago, my boss noticed players sitting in race car seats, and ordered me to figure out why.

I planned a first date with a guy on Bumble who didn’t mention until the day before our date that he’s allergic to dogs. He’d followed me on Instagram and had clearly gone through my photos pretty extensively on there b/c he was commenting/complimenting me on them. Many of them have my very large, very fluffy indoor…

It’s just so negative, it’s unattractive. I’m a thin woman, but if I saw a profile where the guy said ‘swipe left if you’re overweight’, I’d swipe left on him. Have some tact, be a grown-up, there are ways of ascertaining physical attraction (and body type) without putting a dickish message out there.

This was my experience in online dating generally. God forbid my wife dies or leaves me, I don’t really fit anyone’s internet ideal.

This seems especially counter-productive on the swiping apps, as you only possibly hear from people you’ve pre-screened anyway.

“There are women out here in real life that do have these body types.”

Dynasty Warriors was always my stoner game. Granted, I have been smoking up and playing video games for over 20 years, but DW is the game I would only play when I was completely baked out of my mind. It’s really probably only good for college kids who don’t have a class on Friday or something.

The game is garbage, you know it’s garbage, but you just keep playing hoping all that money you spent on it will actually be worth it at some point even though you know it probably won’t.

This is ridiculous.

Ok.

Her origin is meaningful, it’s just not the meaning you wanted.

There’s a good chance of that happening anyway.

Counter point of Order: Star Wars.

lol