“Within 30 seconds” of someone mentioning the idea of the Emperor coming back, everyone knew it was the right idea.

Invite some friends or family

Every gun is loaded.

IP lawyer here. Let me explain what’s actually going on.

You pokemans fans have been buying day one DLC since 1998.

I don’t get this idea that a 30 hour experience isn’t worth $60 when people regularly spend $20 on a 2 hour movie.

I remember being 12 and spending hundreds of dollars on Star Wars CCG cards even though the game was batshit complicated and my friends and I never completed any of our half-dozen attempts at a game of it.

You put way too much stock in a film series about Space Samurai.

It looks cool, but....

I totally thought that was the joke too. Baby-pan using their definition of bisexuality to soap box?

I’ve literally only heard people say the word when they’re shaming me for identifying as bi, though they themselves are not pansexual.

I say, look, I’m old, the term wasn’t around when I was trying to figure out my sexuality, and I’m not in a mood to do it all over again.  Maybe bi for me just means more than one.

I totally see what you’re saying, and I agree that it’s part of the joke, because it does seem many pansexuals feel the need to soapbox. But that’s also because the term itself— and not the type of attraction—is relatively new to more mainstream culture. The term pansexual was coined around 1914-1917, depending on the…

Exactly. Like, the definition does seem bi- and trans-phobic, but it’s also the same definition that I’ve heard from actual pan people, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She also calls bisexuality “so binary.”

And Peter has a teenaged son with powers named Ben?

She could have also just said nothing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Star Wars: A Bridger Too Far.

There’s a DLC for that

Saw the movie yesterday. Tarantino has done something I did not know he was capable of: making an incredibly boring movie. With the exception of about four minutes of a scene featuring Mike Moh/Bruce Lee & Brad Pitt, the first two+ hours are just tedious. It’s not lyrical and it’s not languid.  It’s insufferable and…