I mostly just skimmed this article and saw no mention of Power Stone. Well you may not have mentioned it Ethan but now I am thinking about it!

“You need at least 3 years experience at starter in order to be considered for the starting position!”

Yes, hard to understand why the Seahawks/Raiders game isn’t kicking off at 7:00am pacific time.

The best football coach I ever had refused to give me a playbook because I wasn’t a starter, and when asked why I wasn’t a starter, told me it was because I didn’t know the plays. 

Drew, your attempt to deify Gagliardi made me sick. Gagliardi is what’s wrong with the new generation, who aren’t being MOULDED into MEN on the FOOTBAW FIELD. That’s why we have a bunch of pansies and losers today who take “no” for an answer instead of taking what they want, political correctness be damned. It’s why…

They’re the Bills of the NFL.

I think you’re overstating the case, the plan to build up that area centered around building the ballpark there. And none of it actually happened until the ballpark was actually built and started drawing businesses there. Could it have been done without Nats Park? Maybe! But this wasn’t an up-and-coming area of DC…

Seems odd to me to make this the final solution, but hopefully it works.

Thankfully Jimmy only yelled at his fellow teammates, instead of being like his friend Mark and Committing Numerous Racist Hate Crimes including Beating A Vietnamese Man Leaving Him Permanently Blind In One Eye.

/I am doing this right?

Jimmy’s a real Renassance Man, whose Basketball Diaries are well-documented. He once had a Fear of being a Traveller on Boogie Nights, but after The Big Hit when he met The Corruptor Mark Wahlberg, and along with Kevin James they began calling themselves the Three Kings. Once he rescued a bunch of dogs in The Yards,…

Don’t have Dachau, man.

I think most people know that Auschwitz is no longer an active and functioning death camp.

If Mark couldn’t stop Butler’s meltdown, how can we believe he would have stopped 9/11?

Standing across from a race baiting troll is enough to make me feel default sympathies for someone not fitting that description.

Gay.

Is that ball green or yellow? Are their headbands provided for free or do they go to some kind of wackass headband store or like eBay or something? Is that camera in the ceiling? How many candies can I get for this many coins? Are farts just food ghosts going to heaven?

Don’t he seem like the type?!

So many wise and not at all hacky politics knowers are lamenting Hale’s resignation as the loss of one of the last moderate Republican voices in the Trump administration... Such a sad day in American history, truly. Nikki Haley doesn’t even have to attempt to be a moderate Republican voice (whatever the fuck that is)…

Little Caesar’s also announced that amid a sales dip it’s slogan will similarly be amended to just, “Pizza.”

Regular bottle Hennessy is most def extra regular. I’d prefer to drink no name cognac, or Cirroc. Hell, I’d probably drink white tequila before I drink Hennessy, even though Anejo Tequila is one of my favoritist of all the liquors.