“Um, actually, the worst demographic change to happen to North America happened about 15,000-20,000 years ago.”

Your take is not informed. Many Latinos and others of Hispanic descent identify with their cultural ethnicities, not their US Census-assigned race. Ask a Guatemalan what race they are and they say Guatemalan. A Mexican’s “race” is Mexican, or they might even choose the region or state they came from. The Census, thus…

I’m 48. This is what I grew up with ...and we won’t even discuss the misogyny:

The worst demographic change to happen to North America was about 500 years ago. Someone should let her know what happened then.

WHOA SEVEN WHOLE WOMEN CONGRATS. Meanwhile, I’m going to give myself 30 seconds to write, off the top of my head: Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Any member of the Kardashian clan, Taylor Swift, Lena Dunham, Mila Kunis, Gisele, Mandy Moore, and Jessica Chastain. 

Stay in my grays, you ignorant, ass-licking scab.

Definite yikes on colored women, but the sentiment still comes through. I’m always here for boosting WOC.

That you could only name one black woman (out of your 30+ years) proves the point, darling.

“I am not pursuing criminal charges against an 11-year-year-old who committed a low-level misdemeanor who was Tased in the back. We are done with it. The city can deal with the officer administratively,” Prosecutor Deters confirmd”

Mine’s Skull. 

There is no such thing...but I suspect that’s the joke.  I mean we live in a post-satire world, so I can’t tell.

For $12,500 a day, I don’t want aimless - I want the largest penis ever drawn on a map. 

But how much tofu can one man eat before he resorts to...

The Niners have beaten more domestic violence charges than playoff teams in the last 4 years.
It’s going to be a great 2018.

So far the choice to drift has been profitable if their costs to-date to do so amount to $400,000 as claimed above. The 70,000 tonnes works out to about 514 soybean contracts at the CME. The price for soybeans over the past month (roughly and conservatively) have gone from about $8.40 per bushel to over $9.00. On a…

He is survived by his fraternal twin brother, Mario, and his son, Waluigi.

No one went after that man’s family. They directly addressed him and him alone, and left when asked. Please stop the hyperbole. 

Eh, Maria Hill and Nick Fury have never been presented as superheroes per-say, so I can see them giving Peter some logistical support if he’s way out of his depth in another country. But he’ll be the one saving the day.

HA HA U R GHEY PUZZY!!!

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop.