Had to be said

Anyone who doesn’t vote next time around can fuck right off.

“We want you to play in a performance-enhanced contest. No, no, hear me out...”

Buddy, your kinja usage seems to be for defending Trump, calling out black people, and defending Barstool. You are the the stereotypical “stoolie”.

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

Yeah that reads as “I’m not your inappropriately funny uncle; I’m your inappropriately touchy uncle.”

I cover stoolies with grass and leaves so the landscapers step on’em 

Croatia and the under for the contrarian bet vs an actual French guy, and I was dead wrong. I don’t mind losing the dough, but I hate losing to a frog.

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?

“Dave Thomas called homos “fairies” for years, and I’m the one getting in trouble here?! Where I grew up, if you had a queer kid on your block you would just tie them to the back of a pick up truck and have us a good ole fashioned fa-”

“headed for”

? We’re like 90% socialist queers here. 

He only said something because it would look worse if he said nothing at all.  Don’t put too much confidence in that spineless piece of shit.  

This HAS to be the turning point for the Republicans??!! Right?! RIGHT?! 

Putin didn’t single handedly get Trump elected. In a national election here is no single thing that soley influences the outcome.

Any day now Mueller is gonna save us.  Any day now.  

He also glossed over that beer issue very nonchalantly.

Oh, it’s ok to wear “Kiss Me I’m Irish” shirts. The problem isn’t foreign origin.  It’s “brown people don’t belong here.”

I think Ronda’s character will change over time, get away from the goofiness. Right now, she’s getting pops regardless of what she does because of her name recognition. It’s the same thing that happens when new guys come into NXT with big history. They get pops right away, so they have to “turn” heel or at least alter…