You are exactly who this is for

It’s amazing that so many movie critics, who dedicate their lives to studying and critiquing films, were so uniformly tricked by The Last Jedi, but you and a bunch of people of the internet were able to see through it.

You know what happens when I don’t like a movie. I go on the Internet and try to fundraise to re-make that exact movie, but how I like it.

Because if you don’t see the difference between ignoring criticism and this cluster, I think you need to get a new prescription, Denton, because you’re blind.

You know, some people also didn’t like The Last Jedi because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.

The Last Jedi: Still better than the prequels.

Imagine feeling this persecuted because some other people liked a movie you didn’t like.

Thank god. I was afraid someone wasn’t going to take this seriously.

Thank you for being reasonable. You don’t like it? Fine, cool, whatever. But this remake bullshit? Fuck right off with that.

NO! STOP HAVING REASONABLE OPINIONS!

“ because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.”

But they are horrible people.

I’m sad that an elderly Black woman is the only congressperson brave enough to push back on this trash heap nazi administration and their nazi lackeys in congress. The Democrats can go fuck themselves for hanging her out to dry.

Sure “Paisano”. Def one of the finest and best known Aboriginal family names of all time. How many major racial human classifications are there? Read a fucking book.

Like that time Chris Hansen got you to “Hey Kool Aid” for a 12 yr old?

The best part is where the Cops don’t shoot them both dead.

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

I’m not North American native. My ancestors saw America and kept walking.