Raisin bagels are pure trash.

Hey, fuckface, some of us see a cookie and get so excited that we just shove it into our mouths without stopping to interview said cookie to learn who it really is inside. I see a cookie, it goes into my mouth. How fucking dare you come at me, after 31 years of putting up with everyone’s bullshit, I have earned the…

Aren’t you a serf though? You work for a vassal company (still seeing those Amazon deals around the site).

I love raisins, they’re sweet, they’re healthy, they stick together so I can eat an entire box in one bite, and you get to pretend like you’re mercy killing elderly grapes! In so many ways they are a perfect little snack, but if I take a bite out of what I think is a chocolate chip cookie and realize that it’s…

I love shit talking, dickhead Draymond Green.
Yes, LeBron is the absolute best basketball player on Earth (probably ever) and would absolutely kill Green one on one. Yes, James has great career achievements (including the non-measured dragging a bunch of dead ass players to the 2018 finals). But everyone (mostly)…

I didn’t even notice the shirt at first. I thought Green was mocking LeBron by just having a natural hairline.

Everyone?

Nice. One piece of new content.

As a general rule, white Americans just get really twisted in knots about any mention of race.

“KKK was founded as an anti-Republican organization, not an anti-black organization.”

These are the same fools that claim liberals engage in “historical revisionism” for wanting to accurately portray the genocide of native americans, slavery and the confederacy.

If he hasn’t already done so, Trump is going to record a video that will be played at his funeral telling everyone how alive he looks lying there in the coffin.

Yeah so fuck these morons and Team Dark Meat (not a euphemism).

I’m not offended by your confirmation bias, just astounded by such a ridiculous statement.

Nice try, but fixing a patch in the road doesn’t make it “your” road. By that account I could have saved a bunch of money on the house I just bought by putting a new roof on it before moving, then kicking the owners out because it was now my property. Come to think of it, I probably should have tried that...

Devils’ advocate: they put the patch there, so there are within their rights to paint it. IOW patch+paint = one event, not separate events.

The interwebs say she is also enlisted in the USAF and the twitterati sending messages to USAF to not allow her to start.

Considering his biggest “controversy” was looking good in a tan suit

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?