Who calls the cops on people sleeping in a dorm common room?

Run a trap house out of a house I gave you and best believe you will never own it.

They make non shitty chromebooks now?

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Before I read the article, I thought that was a picture of the same person in 3 different ...’cosplays’.

Why...was this person “inspecting” her property and looking in her fucking closet?

It’s perfect for smuggling dino embryos off Isla Nubar.

I’m not gonna lie, I could get white girl wasted on rose with a plate of Bang Bang shrimp in front of me right now.

“There are aspects about this video that simply do not represent our organization.”

Thank you. I was just coming to the comments to point out that Henry Kissinger got one for starting an illegal war in Cambodia and carpet bombing North Vietnam while calling it all “peace talks”.

I mean the gave one to KISSINGER, how much can this dumb prize MEAN? If by some accident this jackass doesn’t fuck up and blow the whole thing to hell in a mushroom cloud and we GET a real peace deal in Korea...fine give him one, it means shit all. Or, just give him a chocolate coin and tell him it is a Nobel, he…

The Warriors need to win so Swaggy P can be a world champion. Javale McGee has one. J.R. Smith has one. Chris Anderson has one. Metta World Peace has one. I wish Delonte West had one. I want World B. Free to get one, somehow.

This isn’t even good trolling. Today’s game doesn’t look anything like the ISO ball of peak Iverson. You might as well complain about the gimmick that is the wildcat formation in the NFL.

I dont think anybody really believes the Rockets will defeat the Warriors in the NBA finals.

Once again Deadspin is giving no chance to the Philly team! So much bias. They have a good of a shot as anyone to win the finals.

Do you have any idea how smug Boston fans are going to be about their smaat coach if he wins with this crew? Because everybody knows that when the team has a smart coach, intellect runs down to the fanbase, and they become Basketball Knowers of the highest order.

Ronaldo? Maybe.

And even Bryce Harper could probably walk down Fifth Avenue on a busy afternoon and might escape unrecognized, and he’s probably the most recognizable active baseball player who doesn’t play for the Yankees.

Um no...

The short answer, of course, is “yes.”