I blame the parents for letting their kids be so into video games. When I become a parent, I’m sure I’ll end up buying my kids a console, but they won’t be able to play it for more than an hour at a time and they’ll be forced to be active in all kinds of sports! And while they’re outside playing or at practice, I will…

I went out with a girl three times that I feel that way about.

this is how this all went down...

Yeah, it’s obviously not the same guy. I’m just saying look at him.

Ten bucks says he has a YouTube channel.

I had no idea a grown man’s voice could sound like that.

True to form, in none of these videos does Harden stick around to play defense.

Your dad’s smart.

Personally I’m overwhelmed by the obvious genetic superiority on display.

Nothing says “alpha male” like layered t shirts.

They’re cycling gloves; probably not needed given that the jeans suggest he’s not exactly out for hard riding but they definitely go with the overall alpha aesthetic he has going on.

I’d like an explanation as to why he’s wearing those fingerless gloves.

this is what happens when you stop masturbating

But still he persisted.

The word used is “colonizer.” No one actually said anyone was colonizing New York city. It’s a reference to “Black Panther.” Pop culture references. It’s a thing people do. It’s not literal. Sit down.

I’m pretty sure people who feel they’re being priced out of the communities they’ve grown up in...feel destroyed.

Bill Cosby shitted on the Black Community with that “pound cake” bullshit, just giving gleeful white conservatives all kinds of fodder that they’ve lapped up and been throwing at us ever since. That’s what he’s done for the Black Community.

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

You should get a divorce