I thought it was because she didn’t know how to spell it.

Having someone put hashtags in an email sent to me is something that has never happened.  Suddenly, I feel left out

I think I’ve told this story before, but it always comes up in my head when “respectability politics” are mentioned. I went to the carry out once and saw a dude in a Cheney State sweatshirt talking to a woman. I was about to compliment the dude on a fine choice of apparel, but then he started talking about how his…

TIL: Deadspin editors edit things.  Who knew?

So, where in this is it not ridiculous? Also, Hispaniola is a part of Latin America but Jamaica isnt’t? What about Guyana? It’s a stupid term and not useful in the slightest. 

If you want to be pedantic, “Latin American” is also dumb and reductive. A Mexican is not the same as a Cuban or a Peruvian because they speak Spanish. They may very well NOT speak Spanish! The country in the region may also not have been pillaged by a country that uses a Romance language!

Do baseball players have to move though? I mean, the bulk of the season is during the summer. You spend the spring in either Florida or Arizona. If you’re lucky, your team plays to November.

Shut the fuck up. Half of these people belong in jail, not out making a redemption tour. STOP. CAPING. FOR. THESE. ASSHOLES.

Why does redemption have to include being multi million dollar entertainers again? I really hate that part. Be sorry, be truly sorry, pay for your mistakes, and go get a job that doesn’t involve anyone having to see you in public again.

At this point, I’d settle for not in public, but even that seems like a stretch for these idiots.  

Dynamic warmup before exertion, static after. I’ve been seeing wide receivers and QBs smiling while doing walking lunges since before I stopped watching ESPN 

I heard on NPR this morning about the Ugandan “President” using the term “fake news,” when there were talks of wrongfully imprisioning an opposing activist musician. 

Oh, the formulas we would do to get to the magic number of 5318008.  1134 was also a fun one.

I guess you have to settle for the best of album. I realized that my Spotify playlist was pulling from that album instead of the originals.  

Are you saying you learned something? That’s not what I’m witnessing, and you certainly could gone about it a different way.

Oh boy, this is not going to be pretty, friend.  

Pence has an egregiously low ranking. He could be the Cinderella story of the tournament 

You are. Food service is the only industry where your salary is dependent on the outcomes of a dozen outside factors. I don’t know what industry you work in, but I’m confident that you get paid for your time or job worked, at that time and salary are predetermined. You have probably also never been in a situation…

The one time I went to Denver I rented a car and drove from Denver to Ft Collins. I think the speed limit was 80, but I only got to 65. I was pissed.

I deliver for Caviar on the weekends. The richer the house/apartment looks the lower the tip I know I’m getting.