My point exactly

I know about period panties. Those are different.

I know for certain that I am lost in my loneliness right now. NOT having someone special in my life after being married for so long is strange and it consumes me, sometimes for days at a time. I know that to confide in someone like that again might be a weird thing for me, and even dating is awkward.

Lol I must be a dirty dude, because I’ve yet to date a woman who didn’t have a pair of skid marked drawers.

I’d settle for someone Cracker Barrel over their heads.  

Who do you hate so much that you feel the need to defile grits that way? You want to talk through it? Do you need a hug?

Hey man, I’m going to a late night show on Thursday. The show is sold out, like pretty much every showing in my region on Thursday night. I’m pretty sure I’ll be the only one at my theater that can answer at least 2 of these questions.

The last time I went to a mega church, it was alone, in late October/November over a decade ago. I passed by this church every day to go to the Metro, and I hadn’t found a church, or rather, really desired to find a church since I finally moved to the city.

I smiled at Caution: Toasty

That’s fair, but I don’t know a rap artist that I like that doesn’t have at least one line about him or her being the greatest in their catalogue. It’s a part of the culture that has is now, two, three generations old? I’m not surprised about the divergence.

I look at this list, think you’re missing a good 5-10 years of golden era hip hop, and wonder if I’m the hip hop snob.

Their mental contortions while they wonder if they should approach you and ask about the movie, even though the only time they talk to you is ask you to press their floor button should visible from at least five cubicles away.

Not enough to question having a kid at that age. The risks are there at any age, and if she’s healthy and they want a kid, that’s all that matters.

It’s not going to matter if it’s trash, my dude.

He even gave him an out. “was this spoken as a joke?” God, they can’t lie on message together.

I was listening to NPR this morning, and they had on a mouthpiece Senator who tried to do the same thing. When the interviewer asked for clarification, the dude literally couldn’t get shit together. Sigh. I bet he’s out there claiming the main stream media tried to “get him”

Side note: we are only one day removed from Deadspin writing the Ugandan Knuckles article, and we already have trolls posting garbage memes in the greys. Can we all do our part and flag all of the burners instead of responding. Cool? Cool.

Christ, does hyperbole ever work? Look at the problem at hand, and let’s work to fix it.

I disagree. Your friend went to quoting Rick and Morty. A- work at best

I’ll be nearing my 40's, and I still have to lie about my sexual history based on this nonsense. I literally never know if that one time will literally close the door to the relationship, when the person across the table could literally be a worse partner sexually, could lie about the amount of partners, diseases they…