Honestly I can get my Jesus fix solely through classical music. It's religious, and it's actually RELIABLY good.

Do people really "hate" that about Luke though? He's introduced as a kid with no future whose parental figures all get killed, so of course he's a bit whiny. Frankly I think he holds it together pretty well.

Why the hell are we talking about Luke's virginity? I have never once contemplated this, and I don't think most viewers are overly concerned with it either.

I got a very Prequel-Anakin vibe from Kylo, both visually and in terms of his performance.

*thier

CAn't win em all fUcko

I think it might be because so many alien names are a planet + a suffix. Rodians are from Rodia, so it must be capitalized!

There's actually an infinite number of potential Wookiees in there.

What the Fuck, Internet?

For real, there's almost as much comedy as scifi in TOS. It's something I miss in the movies and subsequent series.

I always thought there should have been no transformation at all. Then when you're watching the movies chronologically and you see him in RotJ, it's super-freaky.

Are those the tits that used to appear in every Cracked article?

The day I realized Brian Butterfield was the voice of Darth Maul was the day I realized Brian Butterfield was the voice of Darth Maul.

He trained really hard for it, and got really good grades.

He was also strapped to a safety harness, so he wasn't in real danger. I see no reason why it wouldn't be him.

I always thought that promised a more interesting story than we got. Why didn't we actually get to see the heroes on both sides??

I've always imagined that the Latin spells were something introduced in the 18th-19th centuries for standardization, like the metric system among the muggles.

I agree, the season will be truly ruined if Lorne Malvo gets beamed down from a UFO.

Next time on Fargo: Don Draper makes his pitch to the Kansas City mob!

I didn't even know she had a fanbase.