They’re also an essential part of agriculture, ya nutsack.

No way. Everything we know about Tommy Wiseau is enough to shoot down his claim that The Room was meant to be a black-comedy and not the serious drama/vanity project it looked like. Godzilla movies have a history of camp and Doughtery is on record as being a fan of Godzilla vs. Hedora, one of the campiest entries in…

For a time, Arthur was raised as the son of a minor lord (Sir Ector), so he did not know Uther was his father.

Fair point.

I suppose I should qualify my statement: he isn’t overpowered, provided the story provides a problem that he just can’t solve with his powers. A good Superman story isn’t going to be about how he has to stop some bank-robbers; it’ll either put him in a personal conflict or provide him with a challenge that he can’t…

I can understand that. I’ve never been a big Green Lantern fan for the same reasons. No hero is going to speak to everybody.

Now, jumping right into Superman being Superman is fine, but with such an overpowered hero creating drama isn’t simple. Supes is going about his business, big mean supervillain shows up, fight, Supes wins... yay?

That alone should be enough to put him on a no-fly list.

• Fight Samer.

That and more monster fights.

Or people read too much in the trailers. I don’t know what James is talking about, those trailers never said anything else, but that there were monster fights.

If you watch a Godzilla movie, you’re making a bargain with the filmmakers to politely sit through the human bullshit to get to the smashy smashy kaboom.

I am terminally thirsty, and I don’t mean that in terms of booze or approval.

When dad kept getting the, “When are you guys gonna have kids?” questions, he started responding with, “We’re still practicing on making them.”

Whatever. More licorice/akvavit/ouzo for me!

Still more fun than actually watching the Indians this year, I’ll bloody tell ya what mate.

Sounds like ye ned a pack o’ terriers ter me.

Better not look in the attic either.

I took it that gentrifiers will complain to the city but that’s the extent of their action. People from lower income brackets know complaining won’t work (and just buy rat poison like a normal person).

Russian Judge: Fault! No depth!