That alone should be enough to put him on a no-fly list.

• Fight Samer.

I am terminally thirsty, and I don’t mean that in terms of booze or approval.

When dad kept getting the, “When are you guys gonna have kids?” questions, he started responding with, “We’re still practicing on making them.”

Still more fun than actually watching the Indians this year, I’ll bloody tell ya what mate.

Sounds like ye ned a pack o’ terriers ter me.

Better not look in the attic either.

I took it that gentrifiers will complain to the city but that’s the extent of their action. People from lower income brackets know complaining won’t work (and just buy rat poison like a normal person).

Russian Judge: Fault! No depth!

Just being on the Kinja sites in general led me to doing a 180 on abortions. Having a name and face to put to people who are directly affected by these horrendous laws really forced me to take a look at my beliefs and reevaluate what type of person I wanted to be. I feel it comes down to cis-men having to hear stories…

Are these alternate lyrics to “You Don’t Mess Around With Jim”?

What are the odds for “Jaime and Cersei are still alive and get a happy ending”?

My dad kept bumping my bed and I told him not to. Then he was like, “You’re being too sensitive,” and I was like, “Hell yeah I’m being sensitive, I JUST HAD FUCKING BRAIN SURGERY.” He bumped my bed another 47 times after that, but I’m still gonna use that excuse anytime I want to weasel out of stuff or openly bitch…

[. . .] it seems cops have such a warped view of the world where all situations and persons are viewed as hostile.

On the other-hand, watching fans of the show start clawing at their skin as if they’ve eaten some bad ‘shrooms is pretty damn entertaining! 10/10, would scroll through twitter feed again.

There’s a lot of good suggestions, both in the article and in comments. For me, it’s gotta be Chow Yun-Fat. He seems like an awesome dude in real life and he has played some real cool characters, from Mark in A Better Tomorrow to Li Mu-Bai In Crouching Tiger. Hell, even his turn as Master Roshi is the best part of…

Still, I’m curious to see how the defense ad-dressages the accusations.

So I’ve heard (or that’s it likely, at least).

Hm, that’d be a shame if that was case. But that’s not my pig, not my farm.

Huh. I had no idea she and Ross were divorced now.