Always glad to see José get some love. Nice work!

Can’t even get above .500 eating seeds.

As a connoisseur of dysfunctional sports teams, I disagree.

Not sure what you’re replying to. He said the exact same thing you just did.

That’s right. The Royals have been on a tear lately, haven’t they?

This should become a regular series but only when there’s a post about squirrels.

Sicnarf Loopstok is a great baseball name.

Some of these guys did show up at my church one time. Really odd bunch but strong as shit.

Jesus Christ! Are you trying get us all killed? You don’t go talking about hotdogs and sandwiches on the internet!

I’m not sure it was heart trouble (though it is a possibility). There’s been a bit of a heat wave going on in the area (upper 80's, lower 90's) and I could easily see this kid getting a case heat stroke, but either nobody recognized the symptoms (such as no first aid training) or he got lost in the shuffle with the…

If you think that was intense, wait till the third act when has to rescue his girlfriend by defeating the corrupt coach’s underlings with an epic, two-on-one pick-up basketball game on top of a skyscraper.

With Ubisoft’s track record, that reason might have been it didn’t fit the formula they were running with for the past few years. It seems like actual people have control of the company now and not the body snatchers that were there before.

I too want to throw kids in a lake but my lawyer has advised me to wait until the court case is over.

That’s why they get high.

Not really, it’s probably just another case of somebody putting their foot in their mouth.

Yeah that was all kinda vague. I kinda read it that Zeus didn’t father Diana in the traditional sense but that he put some of his divine essence into her when she was brought to life, probably through some sacred shower of golden light if you will.

I actually liked the commando unit quite a bit. The Howling Commando’s in Captain America: The First Avenger felt kinda rushed and they never really developed past Guy With Funny Mustache and The Asian-American One. The unit here felt more fleshed out, with Chief and Sameer holding some bitterness of how their…

“Guys, you’ll never believe this, but wizards are real, I met one and I have to say, he is just grand. I’m gonna bring him in on this situation-thingy that’s been going on the blacks in America and he promised me that he has a solution that will be quite final on the whole thing. Swearsies.”

This is good and all but I think to really enjoy it, I need some commentary from Big Jim Ross.