I want Carson back!

Sanctimonious bullshit. You’re using the story of a kid’s death to pat yourself on the back. Way to make it all about your feelings, dickhead.

Tebow’s a Met now, man.

Also, just to say it, I do differentiate between someone making a joke about death, versus someone saying “it is not right to feel sorry for someone who has died.” Like, if every teenager who ever did something dumb and risky actually died for it, something like 7 percent of humans would live to see the age of 20.

This is a downer.

You have no point. Barbados was not in the direct path of the storm, and was not heavily damaged or flooded. Lots of people were surfing that break, which only breaks during swells of this size. He was a professional, in a dangerous sport. Motor racing, climbing, gymnastics, surfing and many other sports carry risks…

No, it’s actually not hard at all to mourn the death of a 16-year-old.

Something tells me you don’t actually hate being that guy

For all the non-surfing keyboard warriors throwing Darwin awards around it should be mentioned that this kid was an up-and-coming, world class talent. He was out surfing with other pros, had been getting plenty of good waves and riding them successfully. He had the skill and ability to handle the conditions. He died…

Very impressive. Every time I try to imitate college I end up unspeakably lit and lose a shoe.

You mean how he fucked away the game by calling brilliant plays that consistently fooled Belichick’s defense and had his own defense scheme their way to forcing Brady into his worst completion percentage game in a long long time?

COLD TAKE ALERT.

I’m really curious what part of that game made you think Andy Reid coached poorly.

Jesus Christ. What percentage of Americans do you think would have sexual intercourse with an American flag if it were physically possible? 65%?

Holy shit. Another reply from the grays in this article.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

lol at the hacked defense

Hey, you may not have meant it this way, but your comment could also be applied to the sex act aka intercourse.

Is that seriously your take on this?

The rockets are not shitty. Just because they aren’t the warriors doesn’t mean they aren’t a good team?