See, in the pros they don’t want that to happen, so they have someone else carry the bag and the golfer only gets to hold one club at a time.

It was really great having an Ace for the past decade plus.

I mean you have a farm system you’ve built up, you already have a young and talented team at the major league level and you have a legitimate shot to make the World Series. There’s nothing left to wait for. If it doesn’t work out it doesn’t work out but if you’re in Houston’s position I don’t think you regret going…

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

Justin Verlander was the first homegrown Tigers star I got to follow. He did as much as any other player to rejuvenate the franchise, 13 years of great (and some painful!) memories for this fan.

Arsenal misses out on yet another star player.

Whoa...that jumped up a notch. Gotta say, I’m gonna miss having him out there every fifth day, but I sure hope he and the Astros can win this thing, he deserves it.

I think it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that every time he tried to call a play in the huddle Christian Hackenberg would somehow lock himself inside the trunk of a 2012 Toyota Yaris in a Metuchen NJ shopping mall parking lot.

I mean, Rae Carruth is due for parole in like 14 months guys, in case you want to get the ball rolling on that one too.

They would. Most of them aren’t dyed in the wool, they’re just pissed and impressionable. They would vote for anyone as long as they are appealed to properly.

You’re overlooking the other possibility, perhaps because it is too horrible: That Trump gets reelected in 2020 and they run on a 2024 ticket.

Remember this, everyone?

+ uno

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

It would have been an honest mistake if it happened like 5 years ago. The fact that this photo has made its rounds around the internet for the past 5 years should tell you how much research the media actually does before they release bullshit like this.

You misspelled “worst.”

“This is fine.”

I think their backs hurt and so they are just leaning on them taking some of the pressure off their spines since they are down there anyways..

How much longer until Deadspin starts covering eScorts?